Hello all you fancy people! I'm writing the professional answer to y'all's questions.
From KRLMDad:
How do you get you kids to listen? Clean their ears.
How do you get your kids to respect their parents? Give them things.
Should we move to Florida/Texas? No.
Was the universe formed from a "Big Bang" or was it something else? No. It was God.
Do you have the time to listen to me whine? About nothing and everything all at once.
From No one/Me:
Why is life a thing? Because of the Big Bang.
Why can't I eat spicy food? Because your mouth is sensitive.
Do I have 5 fingers? No. You have 10.
From Nora:
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just Like Me, They Long To Be Close To You.
Why do you sleep in on mornings when we have to get up early and wake up early on mornings we can sleep in? It's only early if I don't wake up by myself.
Why can't you seem to have morning meetings instead of 10p ones? I'm eating in the morning. Later on all the food I had for breakfast you know...
If a tree falls in the woods and no one's there, does it make any noise? "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" is a philosophical thought experiment that raises questions regarding observation and photosynthesis.
Ok! That's all the questions asked! Thank you to everyone who asked questions! I should do this more often! It's fun!
I like to use big words to make me should more photosynthesis
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